Voices From the Cult
“I wore the hoodie to Tesco and three flamingos followed me home. I don’t feel safe. I feel iconic.”
— ★★★★★
“I put the socks on. I remembered things I wasn’t supposed to. The drip is real.”
— ★★★★☆
“My mum asked what BLOODY FUMING was. I said it’s a fashion cult. She nodded. She gets it now.”
— ★★★★★
“Bought the trout hoodie. Haven’t been emotionally available since.”
— ★★★★★