Others say it’s a pigeon applying makeup next to a bin behind Greggs.
This hoodie features a majestic urban icon—a pigeon in full glam mode, applying makeup with quiet desperation and zero coordination. It’s equal parts tragic and fabulous. Just like you.
Perfect for:
Fashion birds
Makeup meltdowns
People who romanticize chaos and also wear it
Oversized fit. Streetwear-level confidence. Feathers not included.
Care Instructions: Wash cold. Do not smudge the glam.
