Subtle. Stylish. Mildly threatening.
This minimalist phone case features the official BLOODY FUMING™ emblem—a furious trout and a flaming shopping trolley—burned into a dark abyss of aesthetic judgment.
It doesn’t say anything else.
It doesn’t have to.
If you know, you know. If you don’t… you probably never survived the Jacket Incident.
Built to protect your phone from drops, betrayal, and unexpected flamingo sightings.
Perfect for:
- People who don’t explain things
- Fans of cryptic fashion
- Secret society meetings in Tesco car parks
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
