You know what they are.
We’re not going to explain it.
Two rubber friends. One delicate chain. Infinite chaos.
Introducing the Fun Chucks Tee: a visual statement so bold it’s probably illegal in at least three provinces.
Printed in glorious, unapologetic detail, this shirt features:
- Two brightly colored dildos
- Linked together nunchuck-style
- Positioned like you’re about to roundhouse kick shame in the face
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a lifestyle. A bold declaration of joy, self-defense, and deeply unserious martial arts.
Perfect for:
- Chaos gremlins
- Bachelorette warriors
- People who want to be banned from brunch
Unisex fit. Surprisingly breathable. Inarguably confusing.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
34.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
No attacker will be left standing after you pull out the fun chucks , if they don't run they will when you tuen them on !
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
