They told you not to ask about the jacket.
You asked anyway.
Now you wear this shirt—not as a badge of honor, but as a warning.
Printed in bold, distressed type across the front, “I SURVIVED THE JACKET INCIDENT” lets the world know you’ve seen things in the supermarket aisle that can’t be unseen. The back features our cult-style BLOODY FUMING™ insignia—an angry trout and flaming trolley, watching. Judging. Waiting.
This shirt is soft, breathable, and emotionally unavailable.
Perfect for:
- Aisle-based trauma recovery
- Gas station standoffs
- Whispering “David knew…” at checkout
100% cotton. 0% trust in aquatic life.
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
