This hoodie is not a garment.
It’s a precautionary measure.
With “Nothing Is Safe From the Trout” printed boldly across the chest, this piece serves as both a fashion statement and a public safety announcement.
The back features the BLOODY FUMING™ seal: a furious trout and a flaming shopping trolley—our unofficial crest of aquatic betrayal.
Heavyweight cotton, soft-lined interior, and an aura of suspicion baked right into the stitching.
Perfect for:
- Gaslighting seafood
- Looking unapproachable at family gatherings
- Standing motionless by bodies of water
This hoodie offers warmth, warning, and just enough existential dread to turn heads in all the wrong ways.
Care Instructions: Wash cold. Dry in shadows. Do not feed it after midnight.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AWDIS JH030, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
