They warned you about processed food.
They never warned you about the carrots.
This T-shirt captures the exact moment the root vegetables rose—furious, fanged, and violently orange. Featuring rogue carrots flipping shopping trolleys and terrorizing civilians, The Carrot Uprising Tee is more than fashion. It’s prophecy.
One carrot wears a security badge. Another screams in vegetable.
You won’t be safe. But you’ll look incredible.
Perfect for:
- Witnesses of the produce aisle incident
- Survivors of the salad wars
- People who side-eye their side dish
Unisex fit. 100% cotton. 0% trust in vegetables.
Care Instructions:
Wash cold. Iron inside out. Never turn your back on the crisper drawer.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
