They’re gone.
The sleeves.
Vanished.
And you? You’re just trying to move on—with sunburned shoulders and zero closure.
This BLOODY FUMING™ sleeveless tee boldly declares:
“HELP WANTED: LOST SLEEVES. NO REWARD.”
Because you’ve accepted the loss, but you’re still going to be dramatic about it.
Minimal coverage. Maximum attitude. Slightly concerning.
Perfect for:
- Shoulder freedom fighters
- Gym cultists with trauma
- Anyone who loves a joke and hates commitment (to fabric)
Unisex cut. Soft cotton. Absolutely no sleeve accountability.
Care Instructions:
Do not attempt to reattach sleeves. The past is gone.
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
17.72 |
18.90 |
20.08 |
21.26 |
22.44 |
23.62 |
24.80 |
| Length, in |
27.17 |
28.35 |
29.53 |
30.71 |
31.89 |
33.07 |
34.25 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AS Colour 5025, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
